woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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