i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I showed him my bush... on skype.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
