.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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