I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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