I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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