its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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