I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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