remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
40s are totally the cure
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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