So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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