it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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