I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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