Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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