I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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