quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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