I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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