she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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