I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
