After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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