The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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