Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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