u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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