"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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