Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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