I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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