I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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