He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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