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She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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