they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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