i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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