Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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