I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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