Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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