White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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