so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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