I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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