1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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