The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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