I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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