Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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