Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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