I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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