Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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