Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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