i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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