real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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