Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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