i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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