Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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