it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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