Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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