how can u be prego again
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
