Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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