just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
time to smoke my breakfast
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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