spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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