he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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