Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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