I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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