On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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