Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
