so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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