I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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