just come out here and I will go home with you...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We were destined to go to rehab together
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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