Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Blood and glitter go together right?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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