I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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