I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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